funnytwittertweets:

(via augustandivy)

tsunflowers:

red cross questions before you give blood are like

• do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)
• were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997
• have you ever even SEEN a gay man

(via augustandivy)

ashberrrry:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

(via daenerys-targaryen)

faintingpygmygoat:

I know this is my dog but I am bisexual and I just got her yesterday and her name is Potato and she’s a pit mix and I love her

(via longlivetv)

imlizy:

evilbi:

obsessed with baby capybaras

rat pupy unlimited

(via madsyyy)

howelljenkins:

(via holyqround)

safeandsound:

the ‘oh, goddamn’ in ivy. reblog if u agree

(via alisons)

kissyoulikealover:

feel like pure shit just want to be at a taylor swift concert screaming ‘she would have made such a lovely bride what a shame she’s fucked in the head’

(via longlivetv)

whyisntketchupasmoothie:

AND THE SKELETONS IN BOTH OUR CLOSETS PLOTTED HARD TO FUCK THIS UP AND THE OLD MEN THAT IVE SWINDLED REALLY DID BELIEVE I WAS THE ONE

(via umlindsay)